Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Pro-Tip #1: Don't let your friends commandeer your online dating apps/profiles

Pro-Tip #1: Don't let your friends convince you to swipe right for a non-cute guy, if only for a few laughs.  Although the result is hilarious, friends cannot be trusted with these activities.

I experienced this first-hand while enjoying the sun at the waterfront.  My friend had me swipe right for an unattractive guy just for fun.  Next thing I know, the guys at the table commandeered my phone and proceeded to message him.  Warning: the screenshots below contain overtly sexual messages.  I apologize in advance (but I'm not really sorry).










Really bro?





















This goes on for several more messages until we provide him a phone number (not mine of course, but the number of one of the guys in our group).  He proceeds to text the number.  I appreciate sarcasm, but unfortunately I think this guy was serious.  So beware of men that want to dump a gallon of semen on you, in case you weren't already....

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Online dating and the ensuing hilarity

In this new era of online dating, my friends and I have had experiences that range from the banal to the absolute ridiculous (minus the rapists and serial killers....so far).  We started a group chat to share some of these experiences and feel that others should share in our laughter anddddd disgust, so welcome to our Tinder Support Group.

Not all of these stories relate to solely online dating sites, but they are hilarious regardless.  Hope you at least get a laugh out of some of our less than pleasant experiences!